Grunt Groan Huff and Puff I'm gonna get RIPPED...
I got a gym membership, again. It'll be different this time, I'm actually gonna go. I'm gonna use it.
(Feel my determination through my short short sentences, my unfailing enthusiasm.)
Remember chatting about my new shoes? My five finger - make me look like a freak monkey foot woman creature shoes? The ones that messed up my perfect workout outfit? Well they still look new, they've been covered in dust. But, wait for it, wait for it... I went out and bought myself new shoes for my new gym.
I've justified it, ready... a girl needs variety. Ok I have more. I'm working out at a Cross Fit gym now, so I need cross fit shoes, right?? I knew it would make sense to you too.
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| Cross Fit shoes.. not pretty but so much nicer than five fingers. |
They sold me on this gym and then it was easy to sell me on all the accessories I needed for the gym.
MissFit... my new Gym, Is more than fitness, its a lifestyle!
Shit I can buy a whole new lifestyle. Who new? Fan Fing tastic, sign me up for some of that.
Just look how happy you can be with this new lifestyle
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| "I LOVE playing with weight" |
Ok so I have the shoes, I have the gym membership, I've promised myself I'm really going to go and if I don’t I know that my new wonderful gym mates who really truly care about me on a very personal level will call me to ask me why I have not been in that week... (note to self, start thinking of realistic excuses for not making it to the gym).
Ok so they shoes, the lifestyle are both great selling point... but wait for it, wait for it... ok look, LOOK, this is the body they are also offering as part of this all in one better than sexchocolate offer....
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| Jealous??? jealous?? |
I completed my first workout yesterday. I hurt. I hurt and my life is still the same.. where is my new lifestyle. Does it come when I get the abs? How long until I get the abs? Do I have to hurt like this all the time? I'm so tired. How do I get the energy for this whole new lifestyle? Is that an extra I have to also purchase or does it come pro-bono with the abs?
Ok... I'm going to take some before pictures... and learn photoshop skills for my after pictures...
Here I go... RIPPED
